She’s been framed!

It’s been nearly a year since I ran a post called Searching for humor. In that post I listed phrases that people had typed into search boxes that ultimately landed them on this site. Yesterday, on a whim, I looked back through the last thirty days of searches and came up with the following list. I don’t know if they are as funny as last time—certainly there are no prizes as good as “pollen tramp”—but some are thought-provoking nevertheless.

My posts have been woefully serious in the last few weeks, so I thought I would lighten it up a bit before going back to recipes, winter management, and dead bees. Punctuation was added for clarity.


Rusty
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Jane Peters
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The best…. How do I overwinter dead bees. You just made my day. ha ha thank you….

Jane Peters

ScoobyDoBee
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Rotf! Love it!

nick holmes
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I liked ‘honey bee settee’

Herb
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HOW DO YOU SMOKE A BEE? VERY CAREFULLY.

Enjoyed your list!

Jeanette
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: chuckle : tone-deaf drones and militant bees. Got to love it.
What blog entry did you post to attract ‘Can eating colored paint cause diarrhea?’

Emily
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So many funny ones here! I had someone search for ‘My beekeeping gloves stink’ and find my blog this week too. I wonder why they don’t try washing them! Or use disposable latex ones, more hygienic and less stinky.

Nancy
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Q: What do honey bees read in winter?

A: Plutarch’s “Hives”

(“Hives of the Saints”? “Hives of the Kings & Queens of England”? “Great American Hives”?)

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