She’s been framed! Funny beekeeping search terms

It’s been nearly a year since I ran a post called Searching for humor. In that post, I listed beekeeping search terms that people typed into the box that ultimately landed them on this site.

Yesterday, on a whim, I looked back through the last thirty days of beekeeping search terms and came up with the following list. I don’t know if they are as funny as last time—certainly there are no prizes as good as “pollen tramp”—but some are thought-provoking nevertheless.

My posts have been woefully serious in the last few weeks, so I thought I would lighten it up a bit before going back to recipes, winter management, and dead bees. Punctuation was added for clarity.

• How can I frame a honey bee?

• Is beehive inhalation good or bad?

• My bees won’t stand down.

• How to stop my syrup from decrystallizing?

• Bee feelers for sale.

• Need software for my mites.

• I killed my honey.

• How to make purple honey without bees?

• My beekeeping gloves stink.

• How do you eat a beehive?

• Is syrup a liquid or solid?

• Why is honey bee camping wet?

• Can eating colored paint cause diarrhea?

• I need a walkaway bee suit.

• My frames rotated.

• How should I overwinter dead bees?

• Need a cream of tartar plant.

• Can that wax-like thing be eaten whole?

• Drones don’t sing.

• Want queen shearing lessons.

• Honey bee egg rolls.

• What do honey bees read in winter?

• Need Warré style sawdust.

• Why do bees fall in love?

• My bees are moving their hive.

• Honey bee settee.

• I need a demonstration of table manners.

• My frames are having comb problems.

Rusty
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